Demi Lovato Bikini Pictures Make Me Want To Shout: M-I-C-K-E-Y!

Demi Lovato bikini pictures make me want to shout, “Who the heck is Demi Lovato?” But, you know, I have Wikipedia too, plus, the child-slaves we use for labor here in our offices inform me that Demi Lovato is a mega-Disney teen star who sings and acts and, well, how do I put this in light of the Perez Hilton-Miley Cyrus phony cooch scandal this past week?

Demi Lovato is a very pretty, seventeen year old girl who should be admired, in clothes, until she becomes of legal age, which, not that I’m counting, is just two short months away. Oh, yeah, also, butt-cracks don’t count.