You're gonna have to step up your game, Kourtney Kardashian.
You've been surpassed as Hollywood's most shameless mother.
Tori Spelling has actually opened up a Twitter account for her three-year old son, Liam. The attention-starved mother is publicizing it every chance she gets and updating its 14,000 followers with the latest one-liners from her tyke.
(In related news, 14,000 people REALLY need to get lives.)
You've been surpassed as Hollywood's most shameless mother.
Tori Spelling has actually opened up a Twitter account for her three-year old son, Liam. The attention-starved mother is publicizing it every chance she gets and updating its 14,000 followers with the latest one-liners from her tyke.
(In related news, 14,000 people REALLY need to get lives.)
Follow THG on Twitter today! (Please, we can't be losing to a three-year old.)
Among the Tweets "Liam" has posted:
"Mama the moon ate the sun and made it dark. Will he burp him up tomorrow so it'll be a nice day?" and "I love making jello castles. Jello wiggles and parties in my tummy."
Of course, Liam's main concern lies with his ailing father, as McDermott crashed his dirt bike earlier this month and is resting at home.
"Once Dean came home from the hospital, Liam told Dean, 'You have to stay in bed. Doctor said you're sick. You have a boo boo,'" Spelling told People. "Dean is slowly recovering. He has a long road ahead and is still in a lot of pain. He's just taking it day by day, and the kids and I are good nurses!" (thehollywoodgossip)